Everything I ate on a weeklong cruise.

2 things were realized while being stuck on a cruise ship (Celebrity Equinox) for a week:

1. I hate drunk entitled boomers. If I had a quarter every time a boomer cut me in line, interrupted me when I was talking to the staff, physically pushed me out of my table, I would be as rich as they were.

2. Given the opportunity to eat whatever I wanted, I made better …